THAT AWKWARD MOMENT WHEN YOUR MOM SITS DOWN NEXT TO YOU WHILE YOU'RE ON THE COMPUTER:

• Take the time to check out your iTunes library.
• Time to refresh Facebook like an idiot.
• Time to open paint and draw butterflies and unicorns.
• Time to stare at the Apple home page like a boss.
• Time to look at clothes on clothing websites.
• Time to check your e-mail.

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