When you're in jail...
a good friend will bail you out.
your bestfriend will be sitting next to you saying "WOW! that was fun!" :D
When he dumps you...
a good friend will tell you it'll be okay.
your bestfriend will go up to the guy and say "it's because your gay, isn't it?!" O_e
When you trip...
a good friend will help you up.
your bestfriend will laugh because their the one who tripped you. =)
When they like something from your wardrobe...
a good friend will borrow it and then give it back.
your bestfriend already has a closet full of your clothes. <3
When at your house...
a good friend doesn't ask for any food.
your bestfriend goes into your fridge and eats all your food.
--♥--
Tuesday, March 29, 2011
Monday, March 21, 2011
50 ways to annoy your teacher ;)
1. Walk into the classroom like a super spy. (keep your back on the walls as you walk, point your finger up like a gun, look around with shifty eyes, hum the mission impossible theme, etc.)
2.After everything your teacher says, ask why continuously.
3.If your teacher is yelling at a classmate, wait for them to finish their tantrum then ask? DOES SOMEBODY NEED A HUG?????? very loudly.
4. If your teacher starts blowing up at you for saying that, simply reply, wow I can tell you're a blast at parties!
5. Sit in a corner and wait for everyone to stare at you. When they do, grab your head and scream ? THE LIGHT! MAKE IT STOP! ARGH IT BURNS!!!!?
6. Flick pieces of paper around the class.
7. When your teacher tells you to stop, cross your arms and say, " it's because i'm black isn't it? no matter what you are
8. Don't do your Homework.
9. When your teacher asks you why you didn't do your homework say "I dropped it while beating up this guy for saying you're the worst teacher ever." then sit there and smile sweetly.
10. When you have a substitute teacher, wait for them to write their name on the board. Then when they say hello my name it Mr./Mrs (insert name here), you stand up and say ?PROVE IT!?
11. When your teacher asks why you were late say, "My goldfish died." Then burst into tears.
12.When handing in your homework, write this paper will self-destruct in 5 seconds at the bottom.
13.When you leave the class bow and say, "May the force be with you, young one."
14. When the teacher turns the light off, start singing opera as loud as you can. When they turn the light back on, look around pretending to be confused.
15. Whisper to the person next to you. When the teacher comes up behind you, scream "OMG GET AWAY! RAPE! RAPE! RAPE!!!!!!!!!!!!"
16. Walk into class dancing the Macarena.
17. Tell your teacher you heard the other teachers talking about him/her in the staff room
18. Raise your hand and say "I totally agree" after everything your teacher says
19. Spend the whole lesson trying to lick your elbow
20. Speak in French.
21. Come late to class in a Spider-Man costume; say there was "a disturbance"
22. When they tell someone to turn around have everyone in class do it as well
23. "The homework's due now? Oh, give me a minute then."
24. Hand in an essay where every word is mispelled.
25. Run in the room screaming, "THE WORLD IS GOING TO END!?"
26. When the teacher asks you why you are late, say, "the queen is never late, everyone else is simply early?."
27. When a teacher asks you a question, say, "I'm sorry, the brain you tried to reach has been disconnected, please leave me alone or try again later, thank you."
28. When the teacher turns on the overhead projector, scream "AAH MY EYES!!"
29. Tell yourself knock knock jokes, then laugh loads.
30. Hide under your desk and yell "THE SKY IS FALLING!"
31. When someone knocks on the door, shout "OH NO, THEY'RE COMING FOR ME!"
32. Bring in a year 7 and says he's your new pet.
33. In your technology lesson, when the teacher asks you what you are making, say a nuclear bomb.
34, when your teacher asks you a question just stare at them.
35. Constantly talk to yourself in a low voice.
36. Purposely fall off your chair and make a big scene about it.
37. If you're playing a really boring game, make a big deal if you win.
38. Glue all their scissors together.
39. Make paperclip jewelery. E.g. necklaces, earrings etc?
40. Pull out one strand of someone's hair and yell "DNA!"
41. Wear a sticker or a badge that says "I am retarded"
42. Talk to a pen.
43. Put your hand up in a test and wait for your teacher to come over. When they whisper what's wrong, yell "NO I WON'T KISS YOU!"
44. Yell "LIAR!" to everything they say.
45. Smile. All the time.
46. Draw a tiny black spot on your arm. Make it bigger everyday. Look at it and say, "It's spreading, IT'S SPREADING!"
47. When a substitute teacher is taking the attendance, say everyone is missing. Then, if they ask who you are, say "Your worst Nightmare"
48. When you know the answer, bounce up and down and go "OOOHH I KNOW THIS"
49. When a teacher calls on you say, " I forgot"
50. If you have to blow your nose in class, blow your nose to the tune of your favorite song
2.After everything your teacher says, ask why continuously.
3.If your teacher is yelling at a classmate, wait for them to finish their tantrum then ask? DOES SOMEBODY NEED A HUG?????? very loudly.
4. If your teacher starts blowing up at you for saying that, simply reply, wow I can tell you're a blast at parties!
5. Sit in a corner and wait for everyone to stare at you. When they do, grab your head and scream ? THE LIGHT! MAKE IT STOP! ARGH IT BURNS!!!!?
6. Flick pieces of paper around the class.
7. When your teacher tells you to stop, cross your arms and say, " it's because i'm black isn't it? no matter what you are
8. Don't do your Homework.
9. When your teacher asks you why you didn't do your homework say "I dropped it while beating up this guy for saying you're the worst teacher ever." then sit there and smile sweetly.
10. When you have a substitute teacher, wait for them to write their name on the board. Then when they say hello my name it Mr./Mrs (insert name here), you stand up and say ?PROVE IT!?
11. When your teacher asks why you were late say, "My goldfish died." Then burst into tears.
12.When handing in your homework, write this paper will self-destruct in 5 seconds at the bottom.
13.When you leave the class bow and say, "May the force be with you, young one."
14. When the teacher turns the light off, start singing opera as loud as you can. When they turn the light back on, look around pretending to be confused.
15. Whisper to the person next to you. When the teacher comes up behind you, scream "OMG GET AWAY! RAPE! RAPE! RAPE!!!!!!!!!!!!"
16. Walk into class dancing the Macarena.
17. Tell your teacher you heard the other teachers talking about him/her in the staff room
18. Raise your hand and say "I totally agree" after everything your teacher says
19. Spend the whole lesson trying to lick your elbow
20. Speak in French.
21. Come late to class in a Spider-Man costume; say there was "a disturbance"
22. When they tell someone to turn around have everyone in class do it as well
23. "The homework's due now? Oh, give me a minute then."
24. Hand in an essay where every word is mispelled.
25. Run in the room screaming, "THE WORLD IS GOING TO END!?"
26. When the teacher asks you why you are late, say, "the queen is never late, everyone else is simply early?."
27. When a teacher asks you a question, say, "I'm sorry, the brain you tried to reach has been disconnected, please leave me alone or try again later, thank you."
28. When the teacher turns on the overhead projector, scream "AAH MY EYES!!"
29. Tell yourself knock knock jokes, then laugh loads.
30. Hide under your desk and yell "THE SKY IS FALLING!"
31. When someone knocks on the door, shout "OH NO, THEY'RE COMING FOR ME!"
32. Bring in a year 7 and says he's your new pet.
33. In your technology lesson, when the teacher asks you what you are making, say a nuclear bomb.
34, when your teacher asks you a question just stare at them.
35. Constantly talk to yourself in a low voice.
36. Purposely fall off your chair and make a big scene about it.
37. If you're playing a really boring game, make a big deal if you win.
38. Glue all their scissors together.
39. Make paperclip jewelery. E.g. necklaces, earrings etc?
40. Pull out one strand of someone's hair and yell "DNA!"
41. Wear a sticker or a badge that says "I am retarded"
42. Talk to a pen.
43. Put your hand up in a test and wait for your teacher to come over. When they whisper what's wrong, yell "NO I WON'T KISS YOU!"
44. Yell "LIAR!" to everything they say.
45. Smile. All the time.
46. Draw a tiny black spot on your arm. Make it bigger everyday. Look at it and say, "It's spreading, IT'S SPREADING!"
47. When a substitute teacher is taking the attendance, say everyone is missing. Then, if they ask who you are, say "Your worst Nightmare"
48. When you know the answer, bounce up and down and go "OOOHH I KNOW THIS"
49. When a teacher calls on you say, " I forgot"
50. If you have to blow your nose in class, blow your nose to the tune of your favorite song
Saturday, March 19, 2011
TO WHOEVER MADE:
Lost your pen = no pen
No pen = no notes
No notes = no study
No study = Fail
Fail = no diploma
No diploma = no work
no work = no money
no money = no food
no food = you get skinny
you get skinny = then you get ugly
Ugly = no love
no love = no marriage
no marriage = no children
no children = alone
alone = depression
depression = sickness
sickness = death
Lesson : Don’t lose your pen, you will die.. :P
Well...wouldn't you just borrow a pen in the first place ?
No pen = no notes
No notes = no study
No study = Fail
Fail = no diploma
No diploma = no work
no work = no money
no money = no food
no food = you get skinny
you get skinny = then you get ugly
Ugly = no love
no love = no marriage
no marriage = no children
no children = alone
alone = depression
depression = sickness
sickness = death
Lesson : Don’t lose your pen, you will die.. :P
Well...wouldn't you just borrow a pen in the first place ?
Friday, March 11, 2011
Dear Parents
I stay up late, fall out with friends, have a messy room, literally LIVE on my lap-top, I'm lazy, and I'm ALWAYS texting. Though mom, & dad, I'm NOT the only teenager that acts like that. I am just a TYPICAL teenager. So don't think you're doing anything wrong, because you're not. To be honest, if I WASN'T doing any of these, things, THEN you should be worried.
Sincerely,
Teenagers everywhere :D
Sincerely,
Teenagers everywhere :D
Monday, March 7, 2011
THAT AWKWARD MOMENT WHEN YOUR MOM SITS DOWN NEXT TO YOU WHILE YOU'RE ON THE COMPUTER:
• Take the time to check out your iTunes library.
• Time to refresh Facebook like an idiot.
• Time to open paint and draw butterflies and unicorns.
• Time to stare at the Apple home page like a boss.
• Time to look at clothes on clothing websites.
• Time to check your e-mail.
e_e
• Time to refresh Facebook like an idiot.
• Time to open paint and draw butterflies and unicorns.
• Time to stare at the Apple home page like a boss.
• Time to look at clothes on clothing websites.
• Time to check your e-mail.
e_e
Sunday, March 6, 2011
Me without You is like;
A pot head who's not high
A plane that doesn't fly
A suicidal thought that doesn't die
A fat man with no boobs
A hooker with no luck
A hoe that doesn't suck
A slut that doesn't fuck
A shoe with no laces
A nerd without braces
A sentence without spaces
A gay guy without style
A shit without a pile
A phone without a dial
A desk without a seat
Socks without feet
A heart missing its beat
A plane that doesn't fly
A suicidal thought that doesn't die
A fat man with no boobs
A hooker with no luck
A hoe that doesn't suck
A slut that doesn't fuck
A shoe with no laces
A nerd without braces
A sentence without spaces
A gay guy without style
A shit without a pile
A phone without a dial
A desk without a seat
Socks without feet
A heart missing its beat
This is what student do during exams
1. cheatin
2. hidin from teacher
3. whispering
its like
me : dududu...lalalala *look at friend's paper*
teacher : what are you doing?!"
me : im singing :)
or
me : psst.. hey. #1 !! come on i have no idea at all
teacher : hey hey hey what are you doing?
me : im asking for her help. is it wrong?
stay cool ppl :p
2. hidin from teacher
3. whispering
its like
me : dududu...lalalala *look at friend's paper*
teacher : what are you doing?!"
me : im singing :)
or
me : psst.. hey. #1 !! come on i have no idea at all
teacher : hey hey hey what are you doing?
me : im asking for her help. is it wrong?
stay cool ppl :p
Saturday, March 5, 2011
i always hope that someday i would be like this
Friday, March 4, 2011
Thursday, March 3, 2011
#TUPAC -
you can spend
minutes, hours, days,
weeks or even months.
over-analyzing a situation
trying to put the pieces together
justifying what
would've happened
...or you can just leave the pieces
on the floor and
move the fuck on
minutes, hours, days,
weeks or even months.
over-analyzing a situation
trying to put the pieces together
justifying what
would've happened
...or you can just leave the pieces
on the floor and
move the fuck on
LIFE O.O
many people complain that life is too short. well, Liiiiiiffffffffeeeeeeeeeeee. problem solved ;)
ah okay.
LIFE;
it's all about taking chances;
about doing something everyone said you couldn't do;
its about acting goofy;
it's about not caring what other people think;
it's about learning to love what you have. <3
ah okay.
LIFE;
it's all about taking chances;
about doing something everyone said you couldn't do;
its about acting goofy;
it's about not caring what other people think;
it's about learning to love what you have. <3
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